Thursday, December 14, 2006

Do Less Harm

Gadzooks. Fear, paranoia run rampant. Where are the little red books? I've heard they are late. But this late? Am I the only one without one? Will the world end soon? Will time as we know it come to a halt? What kind of destabilizing conspiracy is this? arggggg.

5 comments:

smokeythebear said...

the hymnal or the day-planner?

Either way it is just another sign that the ELCA has adopted the homosexual agenda! At least that's what i tell my congregation to make them think I'm wise and and an able leader.

The Underminer said...

It all has something to do with the new hymnal, and those d*** liberals
ELW
Extra Late With my red book

vicarofvice said...

hey, if we give those folks in the marketing dept. at Augsburg Fortress some feedback we can be eligable for a $25. gift certificate (maybe off of the cost of a little red book) Maybe there is nothing free anymore....

Pay No Toll said...

Let the record show: On December 20 the Little Red Book arrived in my mail, along with a guilt trip about how much it was costing poor Augsburg Fortress to produce it and a survey inviting me to volunteer to buy the little red book for $5 in the future.

The Underminer said...

Let the record show, that while there is no such thing as a free lunch, the little red book used to be free, and now, it's pretty much spam email, junk mail, and the Gospel that are free.
Can't think of anything else.